Does having a subscription to 20 some odd muscle/fitness magazines mean I’m gay?

I was going to start working out, so I got a subscription to one of those bodybuilding magazines. You know, the ones with the really awesome looking dudes with ripped abs, ginormous well sculpted pecs, and huge mountainous biceps. Well, I couldn't get motivated to start a work out routine, but I kept the subscription. I enjoyed the magazines so much, that soon I subscribed to another, then another, and another. I think I eneded up spending like 00 on these things. Anyway, the other day ago, a friend of mine stopped by, and when he came in my room and saw the huge stack of mags, he freaked and called me a fag! Since then, I've been depressed. I tried getting rid of the magazines but, something about them keeps me from going through with it. What's worse is that I know my mom has seen them, and yesterday I came home and she had bought me a pink shirt and a yellow neckerchief. Then my dad hinted at taking me to the bunny ranch to "make a god damn man out of me". I'm really confused!