Will this diet/exercise plan work?

Okay, what I plan to do is the FatLoss4Idiots diet which says you will lose 9 pounds of fat in 11 days, by tricking your fat burning hormones. And I also plan on mixing it with this walking plan that I found in Woman’s World magazine that says you will lose 9 pounds/9 inches this week by doing this specific speed walking plan. I need to lose 20 or more pounds in 2 weeks…WILL THIS WORK? Are there any other plans that GURANTEE 20 pounds of weight loss in 2 weeks?

Do not tell me to try acai berry because I WILL NOT

I’m VERY desperate! I’m starting dance classes in 2 weeks!!!!! PLEASE HELP!
Acai berry is a scam, and it does not work fast enough. I’m also very skeptical about it…it’s just an antioxidant

ANTI-AGING Skin products ? ?

Can you name me a good antioxidant skincare range that is also paraben free?